Dentist

I went to see my dentist today. He's a great dentist. He's put up with me and my crazy boys for almost 16 years now. Henry is terrified of needles and he's had more cavities than all of us in the past 5 years. The dentist was nice and calm through all of the crying and freaking out. 

I found out today that our dentist has a new toy. It can detect oral cancer earlier than ever!  Pretty cool right?  I asked to see the brochure so that I can read about this new toy and what all it had to offer. I was taken a little aback by the pictures they chose to put in this brochure. This is the front of it. 

Ok. I wear that to bed at night... 

This is on the inside. 

 Three trustworthy males to verify that this is the product for you!! 

Back side. 

Why isn't this patient in a skimpy shirt?  I bet he has big muscles or something to add to the brochure. 

This is the very back. He looks like a nice guy. 

I told the girl that cleaned my teeth no thanks and maybe they should talk to their brochure people. This is 2015 people. I think there are some female dentists out there. 

I showed this to my boys and pointed out all of the flaws. It's just not very persuasive!  They both laughed at me. Hopefully they will remember this little mini lesson.