It was Halloween and we were all dressed up to go to a party. I rented a police woman's uniform. It was super tight and I could barely fasten the buttons on my top. I let my friend do my makeup and she went a little crazy. I didn't look like Marilyn Manson, but I didn't look like Cindy Brady either. So, I was driving us all to the party and we were having a good time; the radio was blasting and that's when I saw the lights. Crap....
I pulled over, and FOR A LAUGH, I jumped out of the car, held up my fake badge and said, "put your hands where I can see them." The next thing I knew, I was on the ground with a giant foot on my back. All the buttons on my shirt were now gone! I sat in the back of the police car for what seemed like forever, and then my cousin came and talked them out of pressing charges. Jeez people, it's Halloween. Laugh a little.
That was great creative writing. You always make up the funniest stories.
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